Chairman Meow

Feeling Lazy?

“Real funny guys. Let me in!”

Ring bell for service.

real life ewoks

Free Tattoo Removal

Jurassic Pork

Livin’ life without fear..

Well done, Jellyfish. Well done.

Rain not welcomed.

Not Pregnant?

Together alone.

Wired!

Reality is an illusion..

God bless technology!

You missed a spot.

Spotted on the 38 Geary.

How to Fart

I HAVE THE POWERPOINT!!

Outage now impacting users on almost every planet.

I am the 2%.

This explains everything.

Interesting reads at the doctor’s office.

The most beautiful girl in the world sat here ↓

nachos

Protect Ya Neck

Señor Citizen

Some Newspaper

Peenut.

Itchy scalp?

double date

Time Paradox

Miss Kentucky

Cannibalism

Word on the streets.

dog-tired

Call the cops, I don’t give a fuck.

I can’t believe it’s not homo!

Cigarettes & Whiskey.

Hello?

Caution: Stool Bus

Love hurts.

Finally, an honest political ad.

give me that moustache it is mine

“I was so high that”

Made in Canada.

We’re under attack!

Occupy North Pole

She’s just begging to get rear-ended.

No pool for you. Period.